MYCOLOGY JOKES FOR THE FUN GUIS OUT THERE
“Charming and cheesy and wonderfully nerdy mushroom jokes”
Thanks Peter McCoy:
All jokes are from the textbook ‘Radical Mycology; a treatise on seeing & working with Fungi” by Peter McCoy
What did the young puffball say to the angry older puffball? “don’t be such a spore loser!”
Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he’s a fungi! #classic
Why did the fungi leave the party? There wasn’t enough mushroom! #classic #x2
What did the janitor say when his boss told him to clean up the culture spill? “YOU Tricholomopsis!” (this is one that I don’t even get, but its so marvelously mycological that I have to adore it!)
What did the mushroom say after being stomped on by an errant, witless child? “Ouch! My back sure is spore.” (ya just can’t make this stuff up!)
What kind of soda do mushrooms drink? “Fomitopsis piniCOLA” (another specifically strange yet wonderful species joke!)
Why did the Chicken of the Woods cross the street? to get to the other pine! #classic #x3
What did the zoospore say as it was leaving the zoosporangium? “after you, I encyst!” (HA!)
What did the turkey tail say to the Resihi? “Want to take a shelfie?”
